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The title is so i don’t feel gay.
How about a quick person-like post where i use bad grammar and tell you about shit in my life.
I have stopped taking sleeping pills. I can’t really sleep now.
However, i seem to feel better as fair as expressing myself. well, let me think for a second…
I haven’t been on here in 2 months or so. I’m not getting as many views as i was before, but that is ok.
Tomorrow i plan on going to GCC and signing up for some courses. It is very late now, so hopefully i don’t decided to just sleep in and then head to work without… yeah
I wrote a song, but i don’t feel like putting it on here.
I feel strange.

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Based on the novel “Goodbye, Ravine” by Konstantin Sergiyenko.
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I decided I should post something because I haven’t in like a month. So I’m gonna copy ryankenward.com and make a little tribute to my celebrity crush. Except Ryan did a top five kindof thing and I only have one.
It was March 30th, 1981 and just 69 measly days into Ronald Reagan’s presidency a avid Jodie Foster fan, John Hinckley Jr. shot and wounded Reagan and 3 others in front of Washington Hilton Hotel in Washington, DC.
Anyways, Jodie Foster is a BA, but shes a lesbian. In light of her being a lesbian she is not my celebrity crush.
Zooey Deschanel Is my Celebrity Crush.


I don’t know, i just wanna hug the shit out of her (not literally, but ya know). She was apparently born into a showbiz family. Her breakout role is considered to be Cameron Crowe’s film ‘Almost Famous’. Personally, I first really noticed her in ‘Elf’. She has a beautiful singing voice which helped her get the role of Jovie in ‘Elf’. She is named after the male character in J.D. Salinger’s ‘Franny and Zooey’. Zooey and M. Ward have made an album titled Volume One under the name She & Him. She has also worked on two songs on the album Nighttiming with Jason Schwartzman and his band Coconut Records. Yep, she’s awesome.
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Episode 6 of the gaming seers podcast featuring Ryan and Aaron should be up shortly. I make my first guest appearance on the show. check it out!
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I watch a lot of television.
This is a ‘Tostitos’ commercial that it currently running and has been for awhile.
fact: 90% of adult sex parties happen around a bowl of ‘Tostitos’. The other 10% happen around a bowl of ‘Fritos’ i suppose.
Also i want to point out (if you already haven’t noticed and have been confused about yourself) that there are two white ladies, one black lady and there are 3 white babies. Now i’m not a mathlete, but i dont think everything squares up with that equation. If i was to explain why there is no black baby. I would say that maybe the black lady just tagged along and two or all of the white babies belong to one of the white ladies. Another explanation would be that the black lady is infertile and adopted a white baby. This explanation is less plausible because as far as i know a white baby cannot get a minority scholarship. In conclusion i would be confidant is my first guess to say that the black lady is a tag along. She Just wanted to party.

